Christina Saunders had me at the first page of Bad Bitch and did nothing to dissuade me from wanting to read Hardass and Total D*ck. She’s funny, she’s crude, she’s interesting … she mixed sex and mystery and threw in a little kink for good measure. And, I can honestly say, I haven’t read a series as entertaining as this in a very long time. ~ Kitty, Guilty Pleasures
Bad Bitch Description:
They call me the Bad Bitch. A lesser woman might get her panties in a twist over it, but me? I’m the one who does the twisting. Whether it’s in the courtroom or in the bedroom, I’ve never let anyone – much less a man – get the upper hand.
Except for that jerk attorney Lincoln Granade. He’s dark, mysterious, smoking hot and sexy as hell. He’s nothing but a bad, bad boy playing the part of an up and coming premiere attorney. I’m not worried about losing in a head to head battle with this guy. But he gets me all hot and bothered in a way no man has ever done before. I don’t like a person being under my skin this much. It makes me want to let go of all control, makes me want to give in. This dangerous man makes me want to submit to him completely, again, and again, and again…
Hard A$$ Description:
I cave in to no one. My harda$$ exterior is what makes me one of the hottest defense lawyers around. It’s why I’m the perfect guy to defend the notorious Bayou Butcher serial killer – and why I’ll come out on top.
Except this new associate I’ve hired is unnaturally skilled at putting chinks in my well-constructed armor. Her brazen talk and fiery attitude make me want to take control of her and silence her – in ways that will keep both of us busy till dawn. She drives me absolutely 100% crazy, but I need her for this case. I need her in my bed. I need her to let loose the man within me who fights with rage and loves with scorching desire…
Total D*ck Description:
I’m your classic skirt chaser. A womanizer. A total d*ck. My reputation is dirtier than a New Orleans street after a Mardi Gras parade. I take unwinnable cases and win them. Where people see defeat, I see a big fat paycheck. And when most men see rejection, it’s because the sexiest woman at the bar has already promised to go home with me.
But Scarlett Carmichael is the one person I can’t seem to conquer. This too-cool former debutante has it all—class, attitude, and a body that begs to be worshiped. I’ve never worked with a person like her before—hell, I’ve never played nice with anyone before in my life, and I’m not about to start with her. This woman wasn’t meant to be played nicely with. It’s going to be dirty. It’s going to be hot. She’s about to spend a lot of time with the biggest d*ck in town. And she’s going to love every minute of it…
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Bad Bitch Review
Evangaline (Evan) is really a Bad Bitch. In the workplace, in the courtroom, in the bar … no matter where she is, she’s a Bitch. Especially if there is a man that gets under her skin and that she wants under her skirt. Believe me, if I had a boss like her, I would be walking out the door. But, she gets things done, done right and done on time. Until Lincoln walks into the bar and her panties get wet and then she finds out he is the opposing US Attorney that she has to go against. See, she takes on the worst of the worst and finds a way to win … no matter the consequences. But, she may be in over her head with this one. She may be the one taken down and has no one to blame but herself.
Lincoln has done his homework in more ways than one. Yes, he knows that his case is fool-proof and he got his wish as to just who would be representing the plaintiff in this Ponzy Scheme. The attorney, better known as The Bad Bitch, is finally going down. He’s not only prepared to take her down in the courtroom but bring her to her knees in the bedroom. Too bad he trusted her and too bad that she decided to use that trust against him.
But, in the end, it’s Lincoln that saves her and Lincoln that finally tames the Bad Bitch.
Hard A$$ Review:
OK, it’s Wash’s turn. Whereas, Evan was a Bitch … Wash is definitely a harda$$ … in the office, in the courtroom and definitely in the glutes. But, it’s the Class Clown that makes another muscle stand up and take notice. Not only is she hot but she’s smart, sassy, fearless. Taking on this case could prove to be harmful to a lot of people … especially Wash.
Caroline does not have a filter on her mouth, she can be totally inappropriate and extremely sexy. She’s had her eye on Harda$$ from when she was a Sophomore in college and she is going to use everything that she has to make him notice her. Short skirts, low cut tops, her brains … nothing is off limits.
But, when the real Bayou Butcher gets his hands on her, it’s Wash who comes to her rescue and captures more than the real killer, but her heart.
Total Dick Review:
Kennedy showed his true colors from the first paragraph of this book. He’s a true dick and shows it. But, did his usual self just lose him millions of dollars? He has to eat crow, apologize and take the case with the stick-in-the-mud firm that just offered him a chance of a life time. And, working with Ms. Scarlett is not going to be a hardship at all. If he could only get her to let her hair down and loosen up those pencil skirts.
There is no way Scarlett is going to let Kennedy get to her. He’s a skirt chaser, a mediocre attorney at best, and a crude man. But, he does rev her engine whenever he is around. There is no way that her snobbish family would ever understand her seeing a man like him. Or understand the coat room, the board room table, the ladies room. Nope, they wouldn’t understand any of that or the fact that she has a target on her back.
Kennedy begged, pleaded with her not to go through with her plans but the promise of a quickie, a few knots later and he’s seriously in trouble. But, never fear, the Grenades always come to the rescue and it’s no different here. He saves her ass and she falls for his.
So, I wasn’t sure what I was getting into when I started this series. The blurbs looked interesting and I thought I may enjoy them. Well, the only thing that I have to say about them is … READ THIS SERIES. You will laugh, you will have your panties melting, you will try to figure out the mysteries and you will totally enjoy yourself.
I gave you a brief glimpse of the three Grenade brothers and the woman they fall in love with in the above reviews but I can’t do them or these stories justice. Christina Saunders had me at the first page of Bad Bitch and did nothing to dissuade me from wanting to read Harda$$ and Total D*ck. She’s funny, she’s crude, she’s interesting … she mixed sex and mystery and threw in a little kink for good measure. And, I can honestly say, I haven’t read a series as entertaining as this in a very long time. The writing was fresh, the plot lines were interesting and the characters were unbelievable. I also have to give her kudos with the names she gave her characters … c’mon – Washington, Lincoln and Kennedy? Last name, Grenade (well, they were extremely explosive). Then there was Fluffy and Charlotte’s Web. The supporting cast of characters were just as interesting and fun as the main ones. Each story had its own plot, can be read as stand-alones (but, don’t) and will have you totally engrossed from beginning to end. She built each story giving us their back-grounds and kept building on it as the stories progressed. Then, in the end, she brings them all together and we see just how wonderful each of the Grenade brothers are.
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I read Bad Bitch yesterday and enjoyed it, now I’m reading Hardass